WWE Play-by-Play Notes for Monday Night Raw May 31, 2010

• I like the different start it normally takes 10 minutes before any physicality, when I watched it first time Live I was a bit confused about why, but I also thought "OMG is Evan getting a push", then he got Spear'd
• Heavy Breathers-R-US
• Awwwww, little Edge feels disrespected
• "Sheamus takes what he wants" sounds more like a sexual threat than anything
• I still don't think that Edge has returned to his normal heel-devil self, see I started watching WWE in mid/late-2006 when he was an absolute bastard having epic matches with John Cena (and to a lesser extent Rob Van Dam)
• "You're not 100% I see the doubt there" right as the camera gets a close up of a rare piece of emotion on Randy's face
• Edge ain't kidding, I mean he just stood in the wrong place for a RKO
• HA! Orton just pushed a cameraman off the apron, "This is my turnbuckle, BITCH!"
• When I saw that Ashton Kutcher was hosting, I was like, who on earth is that, before noticing I follow him on Twitter
• Zach Ryder likes talking to his MacBook
• I'm putting a hit on... oh wait who really gives a s**t
• Ashton actually tweeted that he wanted to see Miz, strange
• One Night Contract, sounds slightly sexual, no that was No Night Stand
• Woah woah woah, Eve we're TV-PG so put those breasts away
• "Watsup, M'Fers"
• I still hate the lie detector
• Wait, hold on you can be serious, for one they actually announced where Jericho was from, they never do that, but also why would Y2J need to fight to get a US Champ Match
• I can understand him being a Pro on NXT, but not fighting Truth
• Well if Ron Killings wants to get some respect from me, this is the sort of people he should be having matches with
• I forgot that Chris was in a Fatal-4-Way WWE Champ Qualifier last week, god, what did he do, did he not vote for Linda or something
• First match of the night, strangely good long match, normally this segment is for Santino
• R-Truth tried a Jeff Hardy-esk Suplex facebuster and ended up nearly breaking Jericho's neck
• Oh really Cole, I didn't notice that Jericho was mocking Truth
• This was a good match for Truth to win and as they were saying about getting credibility for his Championship reign
• Could this be a downward spiral for Chris
• Did qualify for F4W, lost to Truth and lost to Heath Slater
• Do they need to recap Batista quiting, I already forgot who he was, well nearly I guess
• I also didn't wanna see anymore of Dave's spit-o-vision
• Well done Zach, Bret is the Hitman, oh oh oh that right
• The Usos, ah. Way to kill the moment Tyson
• There he is, SANTINO!
• Eve's Tron doesn't have anything of her wrestling
• Maryse really does look like she's in a porno and she takes off half her costume before entering the ring
• Michael Cole just said that Regal-Kozlov relationship goes back to the "old ECW", yep yep, that's the sound of Joey Styles flipping out
• "Wannabe Darth Vader Music"
• Making Love, is not PG, making Tag Teams aren't either
• Santino has been trying to "court" Vladmir, I know that people who don't like wrestling say it's gay, but that's different
• Santino is hilarious, "Stop It"
• "How did you block that"
• Yes Girl on Girl on Ref
• And there goes Vladmir with the worst covering by Lawler ever
• Bret looks Serious and needs to choose his clothes better or get a stylist, dressing like that does make you look past it
• It's been two weeks with Bret as GM and it already seems to long
• Teddy and Bret are going to do something really special on Raw next week, that definitely isn't PG
• Teddy & Bret also made it 3 hours to fit in all the fun and games, sorry but listening to this, looking for the dirty bits is impossible without being shocked or laughing your head off. All the superstars from Raw & Smackdown under one roof
• A night to remember
• Jerry noticed that the GM gets interrupted a lot and Ted wants to be GM for the night, COMPLETE CONTROL.
• "Every body's got a piece" in my movie actor voice with a slight pause to highlight it. It's all about performance
• Ted really needs to stop talking about all the monopoly money he has
• It's Saturday Night, 48 Hours till Raw and I still don't how "Viewers Choice will work
• Cole is bitter for Bret Hart's loss at Survivor Series 97... I mean Wrestlemania 26 (Too Soon?)
• Vince knows how to work a crowd
• "Over and Over" by Hot Chip that is a TUNE
• 18! 18!
• You tap'd out "I didn't really"
• Yes, why would Vince allow Bret to be GM???
• Well it's none of what he just said
• Vince is gonna be tuning in next week, yeah because he likes taking time off from his day job to watch Raw on his DVR
• The WWE Universe are like Children, well thats me as well, well I'm only 17, you got me!
• "I hope you have a happy ending"
• Serious bro.
• Seriously Bro that door slam into Randy's arm was shit and that guy who called for help just went can I have some help then just ran off
• Awesome! "Someone's mouth who is always ready to go"
• God Michael Cole HATES Daniel Bryan
• What are those things on Bryan's trunks.
• "Losers have no heart" and Announcers can't slap
• I love Michael Cole's bitterness and spite
• Jerry Lawler, yes ladies and gentlemen the voice reason
• Cole is more shocked than Miz and both of them are equally pissed
• Love this Angle
• Michael Cole can't even get someone thrown into himself with out mucking up
• Haha, from my view in the UK, Michael Cole's ignorance and stupidity is like a clever metaphor for the US, I mean the stupid bits, "What's a Vegan"
• I'm trippin' for the Usos, they are different, they're street, but not Cryme Tyme street, like they said college educated street
• They play off each other really well and have filled in for Carlito & Primo quickly and effectively
• I think that the girl looks like a good wrestler but she needs to stay away from the mic.
• Wait, jimmy superfly snuka was held back
• "DOMINATE!"
• I actually like the look of this but when you watch it back it is so obvious that the girl would stop Tyson Kidd
• I like those tag team moves
• But Jay or Jimmy Uso (the one in the grey) rawly fell whilst doing his splash and they weren't in time together, sad sorry FAIL
• Finally Jerry actually told us who jimmy and jay's family is
• "Oh Radio!" WWWYKI
• My girl Alicia has a good idea
• Zach apparently could get over 10 Million Twitter Followers in one day, yeah not that many people watch Raw
• I swear that Khali was meant to be going home and getting some rest but he's been on TV more now since before
• Jerry Lawler has short term memory loss
• Ryder is going to breakdown and Alicia is putting her foot down
• And then drops the mic and delivers the hit herself, wait have they broke up now, that means Alicia should be future endeavored sometime in the future, apparently her on screen relationship with Zach saved her
• Edge, yep, the conversation is up here at Sheamus's eyes and not at his Junk...yard dog.
• So the film-remake of the A-Team cast is hosting next week, I don't even wanna know what skit they'll be doing next week
• It is replay night on Raw isn't it
• Haha just saw a sign saying, new crayon colour "Sheamus"
• Here comes the Champ and who's his partner well obviously, the only other person who has been anywhere near people in this match.... Zach Ryder....right, right, right. Oh yeah lil Evan
• Cena is actually really amp'd up to be teaming with Evan Bourne
• Edge is like, what the f**k is he doing here. Edge, at least it ain't Hornswoggle, I mean you know WWE writers nowdays
• Before the break Evan looked to Cena as if to say, "did I do good, papa"
• Evan sells really well like a rag doll
• I love how he does the knees to the head on the suplex.
• Sometimes it looks like Evan gets whiplash from the bigger guy's clothesline, lands on his neck everytime
• WWE Sign Guy starts to get the house a-rockin
• Hot Tag and here comes Johnny. Feeding off the energy of his partner
• Haha that was great how much Cena had to turn Sheamus round in the Attitude Adjustment and then look like he was dodging Edge's spear, where an old granny walking down the high street would have been more imposing
• Shooting Star Press and John Cena has a new mate, tells him to take the limelight. Cena actually looked really dumstruck by the SSP
• Some people tuning in late are like "Who's music is this", "Must be John Cena's new Rap-Rock Fusion Entrance Music
• That's a Wrap.