Wednesday, 30 June 2010

Fall From Grace? More Like A Step-Ladder

So the first elimination of NXT Season 2 has come and gone, wait, really?! I didn't even know before the actual live show that there would be an elimination, I could have sworn that it would be the same as season one and just do a poll at the start to see how everyone was getting on. One thing was good about the elimination night was that the WWE Universe got "50%" of the vote, I mean I know that I cast my vote, did you?

It is Titus O'Neil who is the first to leave the new season of NXT. Premature? Yes. I think that he had more to give and wasn't given any time what so ever. I mean, a couple of weeks ago they did a fly-on-the-wall backstage segment with his WWE Pro Zack Ryder having a heart to heart conversation about turning his situation of the opening weeks around, and they had an opportunity, but never followed it up in any sort of serious way, just a fleeting mention on commentary on the next week. Oh yeah, but he did have the worst record between all the rookies; though only 3 matches and 3 losses before being eliminated, he got screwed over, at least people knew who Bryan Danielson was when he got eliminated first and after not winning one match, until the night before he got "eliminated".

I saw him as the sort of Darren Young of season two, the one who is most improved and grows on me the best as time goes on or as Skip Sheffield, you know, the dumb idiot at the start who improves when he starts to warm up to his pro, also has the same sort of steroids, sorry, genetics in him.

I'm glad that Kaval came first, he should be there in his rightful place at the top, I hope it isn't a bad omen of things to come.

Oh yeah, it's been long time no blog. Sorry.

Monday, 7 June 2010

WWE Play-by-Play Notes for Monday Night Raw May 31, 2010

  • I like the different start it normally takes 10 minutes before any physicality, when I watched it first time Live I was a bit confused about why, but I also thought "OMG is Evan getting a push", then he got Spear'd
  • Heavy Breathers-R-US
  • Awwwww, little Edge feels disrespected
  • "Sheamus takes what he wants" sounds more like a sexual threat than anything
  • I still don't think that Edge has returned to his normal heel-devil self, see I started watching WWE in mid/late-2006 when he was an absolute bastard having epic matches with John Cena (and to a lesser extent Rob Van Dam)
  • "You're not 100% I see the doubt there" right as the camera gets a close up of a rare piece of emotion on Randy's face
  • Edge ain't kidding, I mean he just stood in the wrong place for a RKO
  • HA! Orton just pushed a cameraman off the apron, "This is my turnbuckle, BITCH!"
  • When I saw that Ashton Kutcher was hosting, I was like, who on earth is that, before noticing I follow him on Twitter
  • Zach Ryder likes talking to his MacBook
  • I'm putting a hit on... oh wait who really gives a s**t
  • Ashton actually tweeted that he wanted to see Miz, strange
  • One Night Contract, sounds slightly sexual, no that was No Night Stand
  • Woah woah woah, Eve we're TV-PG so put those breasts away
  • "Watsup, M'Fers"
  • I still hate the lie detector
  • Wait, hold on you can be serious, for one they actually announced where Jericho was from, they never do that, but also why would Y2J need to fight to get a US Champ Match
  • I can understand him being a Pro on NXT, but not fighting Truth
  • Well if Ron Killings wants to get some respect from me, this is the sort of people he should be having matches with
  • I forgot that Chris was in a Fatal-4-Way WWE Champ Qualifier last week, god, what did he do, did he not vote for Linda or something
  • First match of the night, strangely good long match, normally this segment is for Santino
  • R-Truth tried a Jeff Hardy-esk Suplex facebuster and ended up nearly breaking Jericho's neck
  • Oh really Cole, I didn't notice that Jericho was mocking Truth
  • This was a good match for Truth to win and as they were saying about getting credibility for his Championship reign
  • Could this be a downward spiral for Chris
  • Did qualify for F4W, lost to Truth and lost to Heath Slater
  • Do they need to recap Batista quiting, I already forgot who he was, well nearly I guess
  • I also didn't wanna see anymore of Dave's spit-o-vision
  • Well done Zach, Bret is the Hitman, oh oh oh that right
  • The Usos, ah. Way to kill the moment Tyson
  • There he is, SANTINO!
  • Eve's Tron doesn't have anything of her wrestling
  • Maryse really does look like she's in a porno and she takes off half her costume before entering the ring
  • Michael Cole just said that Regal-Kozlov relationship goes back to the "old ECW", yep yep, that's the sound of Joey Styles flipping out
  • "Wannabe Darth Vader Music"
  • Making Love, is not PG, making Tag Teams aren't either
  • Santino has been trying to "court" Vladmir, I know that people who don't like wrestling say it's gay, but that's different
  • Santino is hilarious, "Stop It"
  • "How did you block that"
  • Yes Girl on Girl on Ref
  • And there goes Vladmir with the worst covering by Lawler ever
  • Bret looks Serious and needs to choose his clothes better or get a stylist, dressing like that does make you look past it
  • It's been two weeks with Bret as GM and it already seems to long
  • Teddy and Bret are going to do something really special on Raw next week, that definitely isn't PG
  • Teddy & Bret also made it 3 hours to fit in all the fun and games, sorry but listening to this, looking for the dirty bits is impossible without being shocked or laughing your head off. All the superstars from Raw & Smackdown under one roof
  • A night to remember
  • Jerry noticed that the GM gets interrupted a lot and Ted wants to be GM for the night, COMPLETE CONTROL.
  • "Every body's got a piece" in my movie actor voice with a slight pause to highlight it. It's all about performance
  • Ted really needs to stop talking about all the monopoly money he has
  • It's Saturday Night, 48 Hours till Raw and I still don't how "Viewers Choice will work
  • Cole is bitter for Bret Hart's loss at Survivor Series 97... I mean Wrestlemania 26 (Too Soon?)
  • Vince knows how to work a crowd
  • "Over and Over" by Hot Chip that is a TUNE
  • 18! 18!
  • You tap'd out "I didn't really"
  • Yes, why would Vince allow Bret to be GM???
  • Well it's none of what he just said
  • Vince is gonna be tuning in next week, yeah because he likes taking time off from his day job to watch Raw on his DVR
  • The WWE Universe are like Children, well thats me as well, well I'm only 17, you got me!
  • "I hope you have a happy ending"
  • Serious bro.
  • Seriously Bro that door slam into Randy's arm was shit and that guy who called for help just went can I have some help then just ran off
  • Awesome! "Someone's mouth who is always ready to go"
  • God Michael Cole HATES Daniel Bryan
  • What are those things on Bryan's trunks.
  • "Losers have no heart" and Announcers can't slap
  • I love Michael Cole's bitterness and spite
  • Jerry Lawler, yes ladies and gentlemen the voice reason
  • Cole is more shocked than Miz and both of them are equally pissed
  • Love this Angle
  • Michael Cole can't even get someone thrown into himself with out mucking up
  • Haha, from my view in the UK, Michael Cole's ignorance and stupidity is like a clever metaphor for the US, I mean the stupid bits, "What's a Vegan"
  • I'm trippin' for the Usos, they are different, they're street, but not Cryme Tyme street, like they said college educated street
  • They play off each other really well and have filled in for Carlito & Primo quickly and effectively
  • I think that the girl looks like a good wrestler but she needs to stay away from the mic.
  • Wait, jimmy superfly snuka was held back
  • "DOMINATE!"
  • I actually like the look of this but when you watch it back it is so obvious that the girl would stop Tyson Kidd
  • I like those tag team moves
  • But Jay or Jimmy Uso (the one in the grey) rawly fell whilst doing his splash and they weren't in time together, sad sorry FAIL
  • Finally Jerry actually told us who jimmy and jay's family is
  • "Oh Radio!" WWWYKI
  • My girl Alicia has a good idea
  • Zach apparently could get over 10 Million Twitter Followers in one day, yeah not that many people watch Raw
  • I swear that Khali was meant to be going home and getting some rest but he's been on TV more now since before
  • Jerry Lawler has short term memory loss
  • Ryder is going to breakdown and Alicia is putting her foot down
  • And then drops the mic and delivers the hit herself, wait have they broke up now, that means Alicia should be future endeavored sometime in the future, apparently her on screen relationship with Zach saved her
  • Edge, yep, the conversation is up here at Sheamus's eyes and not at his Junk...yard dog.
  • So the film-remake of the A-Team cast is hosting next week, I don't even wanna know what skit they'll be doing next week
  • It is replay night on Raw isn't it
  • Haha just saw a sign saying, new crayon colour "Sheamus"
  • Here comes the Champ and who's his partner well obviously, the only other person who has been anywhere near people in this match.... Zach Ryder....right, right, right. Oh yeah lil Evan
  • Cena is actually really amp'd up to be teaming with Evan Bourne
  • Edge is like, what the f**k is he doing here. Edge, at least it ain't Hornswoggle, I mean you know WWE writers nowdays
  • Before the break Evan looked to Cena as if to say, "did I do good, papa"
  • Evan sells really well like a rag doll
  • I love how he does the knees to the head on the suplex.
  • Sometimes it looks like Evan gets whiplash from the bigger guy's clothesline, lands on his neck everytime
  • WWE Sign Guy starts to get the house a-rockin
  • Hot Tag and here comes Johnny. Feeding off the energy of his partner
  • Haha that was great how much Cena had to turn Sheamus round in the Attitude Adjustment and then look like he was dodging Edge's spear, where an old granny walking down the high street would have been more imposing
  • Shooting Star Press and John Cena has a new mate, tells him to take the limelight. Cena actually looked really dumstruck by the SSP
  • Some people tuning in late are like "Who's music is this", "Must be John Cena's new Rap-Rock Fusion Entrance Music
  • That's a Wrap.

Saturday, 5 June 2010

Video.dot.Blog - WWE Superstars June 3, 2010




WWE Play-by-Play Notes for WWE Superstars June 3, 2010

  • Oh No Here Comes the world's blandest Man
  • I like the cocky and arrogant Primo that cheeky Cartwheel was great.
  • Henry kicks out and throws Primo half way across the ring
  • The Crowd seems to be hot for this match, probably cause its the first of the night and Mark kinda has homefield advantage
  • I like that lil' Michael's esk turnbuckle roll
  • Michael Cole has a man crush on Mark Henry
  • So they're advertising Tiffany vs Michelle, please not the main event
  • Gail Kim & Jillian Hall the most underused Divas
  • Hey Gail's been in TNA and Jillian was trained by Lance Storm
  • No Michael I don't wanna imagine you and Jillian doing Karaoke
  • OMD It's been like only a minute or two into the match and they're already on the outside and I'm loving it, physical, high flying and athletic
  • One of the best Diva's matches in weeks, no thanks to Cole & King
  • Really can they not talk more about Jillian's ability then her singing
  • Like I read on the net, when was the last time you saw a Superplex in a Divas match?
  • See Diva's that is how you put on a good match and sell Gail's finisher
  • Co-Besties #1 vs GM Reject #2
  • Wow, Ruff and Tumble, first Tiffany's bottom half of her costume, Layla's streaking and then the knee to the announce table
  • "I feel story for her"
  • That was any alright match, not a negative
  • Stop singing Match, please.
  • I think that Matt Stiker having 4 Sister's may have had an adverse affect
  • I think that Dolph can do better than Vickie, remember when he used to date Maria, woah! She's hot (and fired)
  • Clever WWE putting Evan Bourne in the Superstar Profile Package thing, remind you now he's getting a push
  • NXT better than Raw Rebound, wait I already said that
  • Chavo vs Christian was going alright but like Vickie said, it did make it more interesting and not a leprechaun in sight, just a Kent State Uni Grad
  • "Vickie Guerrero strikes again"
  • I don't wanna know that Christian beat these two with that thing last week
  • Dolph's character is perfect for his style, aggressive and cocky
  • Matt Striker taking the high ground on keeping relationships to yourself. Yeah but there are pictures of your manhood on the web, so shut up
  • "Roll the dice again"
  • They say these 3 are young superstars
  • Chavo never gets to hit all 3 amigos, that last one must be lonely
  • I didn't know you could tag someone's foot
  • That was a raw Zig-Zag
  • And that's a Wrap

Friday, 4 June 2010

WWE Play-by-Play Notes for Friday Night Smackdown June 4th 2010

  • God that Kane opening promo was strange, that's the loudest I've heard WWE since the late 80s, or you know TNA est. 2010
  • Cowards don't cry
  • Did you see that little thing Kane did to his hand when he started to break down, Booker T
  • I don't understand, does vegetative state mean dead.
  • I hope that doesn't back fire for WWE
  • Last time they tried to Kill Off a character (Mr. McMahon), a Real Person died (Benoit)
  • Here comes Jack Swagger with his fake Sooners Jersey, if it were real it would say "Hager", retards
  • See I'm from the UK and I automatically knew the rivalry and cheap heat that Swagger gained by wearing that top in Texas
  • I think that Jack Swagger would make a better Pro on NXT than MVP, I mean MVP got replaced before the first season started, remember he would have had Skip Sheffield as a Rookie
  • When MVP is in the corner, I think that Swagger needs to work out how to pull punches that look realistic
  • Jack is Building himself as a major champion and I'm really enjoying some of the work he's been doing recently as Champ, I'm just sorry that the best he had for "Over The Limit" was Big Show
  • What is that "Pay Dirt"-like Move MVP is doing "305"? It's shockingly rubbish to watch
  • Nice long match there I just think there could have been more at the end there
  • Now I have to say I haven't watched Smackdown in Full recently, which is naughty, so I kinda don't know everything about Hawkins and Archer. 30 Days to make an impact, and one week left, haha, I missed everything in that angle.
  • lol I'm watching a Australian Version and it has an ad for a SD! Live Tour..... Featuring the Undertaker.
  • Dallas is 100s of JBLs walking around (laugh out loud)
  • I'm glad they used Superstars & Smackdown to review the NXT Season Finale, Certainly better than Raw Rebound, but they did miss the funny parts in the Otunga-Barrett Face Off, that was hilarious
  • Guilt smells, but not of drugs, smoke or alcohol
  • Here we go with the Intercontinental Championship
  • So it's Boom Boom Boom vs Miserable Bastard #1
  • Matt Striker is a Great Misunderstood Mind
  • "To the Face!"
  • Matt Hardy has a Front Row Seat on the most out of place seat in the world
  • That Backwards Roll out of the ring over the bottom rope was clever and athletic and missed
  • Oh yeah, forgot that Kofi has become like R-Truth, he's turned one of his normal moves into a finisher because he hadn't been allowed to do it since his feud with Randy Orton. FYI, it's the S.O.S.
  • Look, it's WWE Sign Guy again, I mean I haven't seen him like all week, since like Thursday
  • OMG what a shity backhand from McIntyre to Hardy
  • So Kofi hits the SOS and Matt hits the Twist of Fate, then runs like a bat out of hell and Matt Striker becomes a Law Student
  • Kane, Rey was only trying to be a nice little Christian with his mask that matches his T-Shirt
  • What is the Fatal-4-Way Theme, I likey
  • Things are getting bad when you have to do sponsored highlights from earlier in the night.
  • So we are about 2/3rds of the way through the show and we've only had 2 matches, good? Bad? Two long matches but neither 100%
  • Oh My! It's JR's Theme, nope its just Jack singing and an awkward silence with Kane
  • ROSA! KELLY!
  • Todd is the Jerry Lawler of SD! but never gets so close to the prize.
  • Wait, I'm gonna go out on a limb here... I don't really care right now who did something to Taker.
  • NXT Pros & Co-Women's Champs Lay-Cool look on
  • Josh Matthews & Matt Striker are Besties, I wonder what they share
  • Watching Kelly vs Rosa was painful, whereas when I watched Gail Kim vs Jillian Hall on Superstars I enjoyed it and it was better than literally every single male and female match on Raw
  • so this Monday it's 3Hour Viewers Choice, just go to WWE.com and wait until we're ready to tell you what I happening with that.
  • So "Showstopper" by Toby Mac is Fatal-4-Way Theme, might have to look that up
  • Taker has always had Big Show's number, why don't you call?
  • Look it's Little C**t sorry Bastard sorry Horny T**t sorry PLEASE GET OFF TV
  • Again with the extended highlights from earlier in the night, I'm not a Goldfish or are they trying to make it look like I'm watching this from next week
  • What's the difference between a normal Battle Royale and a Smackdown Battle Royale, F*** Knows, because it's the main event and only the 4 Match of the Night
  • "Call Mine a Perfect 10"
  • Look! It's Finlay, I thought he was too old, hey Vince. Don't worry I don't mind he's a Road Agent and I don't think he minds either, at his age. Oooops
  • "Slowly Making his way to the Ring Drew McIntyre"
  • Go on Christian this is your best chance in years
  • CM Punk nearly got demasked, that was a strange side-bit
  • Wait, where's Cody Rhodes, he wasn't on Superstars this week either, apparently he was last week as well
  • "Someone's been eliminated"
  • "There goes a Dudebuster onto another Dudebuster"
  • Kofi eliminated Drew and Himself, that's a sign that in the next couple of months that'll be the emotional rivalry on Smackdown
  • I'm surprised at how well Archer, Finlay and Hawkins are doing
  • Curt Hawkins looks like hes put on weight since Zach Ryder dumped him
  • God that hooded attacker from the SES
  • Shut up Matt about emotional state of Kane
  • Short Term memory loss of the WWE Universe forgetting the rather aggressive (but slightly rubbish) feud that Rey and Kane had (no thanks to Mike Adamle)
  • Before the end of the show Rey mouthed "One More Time", that sounds so dirty not in context, and considering he's only won the WHC once, I have not idea what he's on about.
  • That's a Wrap.
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